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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}