Timothy Matthew Howard is an American former professional soccer player who played as a goalkeeper. He is the part-owner of National League club Dagenham & Redbridge as well as an international ambassador in the United States for Premier League club Everton. Nicknamed the \"Secretary of Defense\", Howard is regarded as one of the greatest American players of all time.
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The I4Give Foundation is an Australian non-profit organisation which aims to increase forgiveness amongst communities. The foundation is behind the i4Give day on 1 February, and the i4Give week which begins on 1 February and ends on 7 February. It is a large adovacte towards forgiveness in Australia, largely inspired by the Maronite Catholic belief of forgiveness.
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