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{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}

{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}

{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}

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